Welcome! It seems you've stumbled into hell. Feel free to pull up a chair, order a drink, and watch the show. :]

About me:
(You know, /actual facts/ about the lazy bish behind the screen?)
-My real name is Paige, but you can call me Verainne, Vera, Bunny, Pervert, or any other nickname that you can come up with.
-I am 17 years old.
-I'm a Nichiren Buddhist, which means I chant Nam-myoho-renge-kyo.
-I am /NOT/ your average American teenage girl. In fact, I am the prime example of what -NOT- to base your image of a teenage girl off of.
-I'm extremely talkative. :3 I /never/ STFU.
-I'm -told- I'm mature for my age.
-I like taking walks-- when the weather isn't as -hot- as -Satan's vacation home.-
-I don't have the same sense of 'funny' as everyone else. Most modern comedy is just stupid to me.
-Comedies I -do- like are old and outdated, such as I Love Lucy and Golden Girls.
-I -don't- like Dane Cook, but I -do- love Jeff Dunham.
-I love to draw. ♥ In case you're curious, my deviantART address is http://nijihasu.deviantart.com/
-I -love- mythology and legends.
-I like music with /meaning/ to it, and even more so if it's poetic.
-I support -love-, be it gay, lesbian, or straight.
-I'm open minded-- I'm willing to accept you for who you are, no matterwhat your flaws, likes, or dislikes are.
-I don't really have 'favorites' in life. There's /always/ something you like more/just as much.
-I'm -single-, and I don't -want- or -need- a romantic half. I'm not closed off to dating, but I won't go out of /my/ way to search for a boyfriend.
-I actually hate romantic guys. I don't want a guy who cradles me and buys me expensive gifts. I want a guy who I can be myself around, who allows me to be independant. I want a guy that I'm not just his girlfriend, I'm also just a friend. A relationship so close, that even if we broke up, we could go back to being friends. If I had to choose between a $100 gift or no gift at all, I would choose the latter. I don't want to just stand there and let him go all the way-- I would rather meet him half way. Yes, I am a low-maintenence girlfriend.
-I do -not- like to be treated like a chick. I prefer rough housing, talking about hot chicks and porn, and hanging with guys.
-I am -true- to -myself-.
-I don't use chatspeak, and it /does/ annoy me, but I won't shove you in a meat grinder if you use it around me.
-I own two cats, the sweetest bits of fluff /ever/.
-I do have a bit of an annoying obsession with Japan, however, it's -not- based around a love for anime. I grew up in a family with a lot of Japanese friends, and they've always interested me.
-I -do- like Anime, as long as I'm watching it in Japanese. Most of what I watch is from the 90's.
-I mostly listen to music in Japanese, so don't be surprised if I don't know a popular band or song that's not Japanese.
-The music I listen to is usually -Japanese metal or Japanese Rock.-
-I am -not- what one would consider a weeaboo. Some of my friends /are/, but I am -not.-
-I don't like, nor approve of drama. Don't try to make me pick a side- it's not my issue, and I'll stay -neutral-, thank you very much.
-I don't take shit. Don't think because I'm all smiles and friendly that I won't put you on my ignore list. I won't bother fighting back, you're not worth it.
-I believe in RESPECT and I N D I V I D U A L I T Y.
-Music about distasteful sex, drugs, and/or violence -disgusts- me. Note that I said /distasteful/. That translates to: "and den I slapped dat hoe all ovah da flo'." That doesn't mean I don't like songs with sexual themes. In fact, I love them. But they must be tasteful.
-I -HATE- Twilight.