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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the market to look for a dazzling red bow. She knocked on many doors of many shops, but as no one answered, she walked right into them.
There were three bows in total that she found satisfactory. But Goldilocks was hungry for a dazzling red one. She donned the first bow on.
"This bow is too small!" she exclaimed.
So, she donned the second bow.
"This one is too big," she said. "That's what she said," she added.
So, she donned the last bow.
"This bow is just too red," she said.
So she went to a pastel angel named Dikki and, weeping softly, pleaded for a dazzling red bow.
And here it is. Goldilocks lived happily ever after, and the three bears got to eat their disgusting porridges. Thanks, Dikki. _3
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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